WE’RE GOING ON TOUR!

We will be doing drugs and having protected intercourse in the following cities on the following dates:

• 11/29 - New York, NY - The Bowery Ballroom
• 11/30 - Northampton, MA - Iron Horse Music Hall
• 12/02 - Cambridge, MA - Middle East Restaurant & Nightclub
• 12/04 - Atlanta, GA - Drunken Unicorn
• 12/06 - Orlando, FL - Backbooth
• 12/07 - Tampa Bay, FL - The Crow Bar
• 12/08 - West Palm Beach, FL - Respectable Street
• 12/09 - Jacksonville, FL - Jack Rabbit’s
• 12/10 - Charleston, SC - The Map Room
• 12/11 - Chapel Hill, NC - Local 506
• 12/12 - Norfolk, VA - The Boot
• 12/13 - Baltimore, MD - Lo-Fi Social Club
• 12/14 - Washington, DC! - The Rock & Roll Hotel12/15 - Philadelphia, PA - North Star Bar

We’ll be with Mobius band the whole time. They’re really good, so if you don’t like us, you should come out anyway and check them out. Of course, we’re better looking. For more details, check the myspace or website.

IAN QUIT HIS JOB

You should call him up and see if he wants to go out to dinner or something.

Holiday Wishes,
MDR